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hey hey.. :D i left a chatterbox at the side ok! so please use it! :D thanks!

I DIE!!! :D MARIACARLA!!!

HEY HAAAAYYYYY.....

LOLOLOLOLOL.. CANNOT BELIEVE THIS LAME SHIT GREETING IS OUT NEW NIGGERATED IN THING! HILARIOUS!
OMG! I WATCH BOOM.

was it good?

ERM... NOPE! I TOT IT WAS MEDIOCRE ONLY.
LIKE PROLLY 3/5 STARS.
NOTHING AWESOME.

IT WAS ABOUT SPORE HAVING INSUFFICIENT LAND AND HOW WE CHANGE BLAH BLAH BLAH... FORGETTING OUR ROOTS.
A LITTLE CLICHE. BUT GENERAALY ALRIGHT.
:)

WELL SPORE RIGHT? WHAT U EXPECT? HAHAHA..

OH OH OH!!

SO I HAVE GREAT NEWS! MY AUNTIES IS PREGGERS!

LOVE LOVE LOVE... HAHAHA...

I AM SO EXCITED FOR HER!

AWW. CANT WAIT MAN TO HAVE A COUSIN!

MEIMEI IS LIKE erm. yeah. exciting!

CRAP! GURRRLL. U NEED SOME PILLS! HAHAH!

HERMES FALL WINTER 2008 2009 ADS

MODEL: Mariacarla Boscono

omg! dun u think this is the best advertorial for this season!!!
GAWD LOOK AT THE REST! (too lazy to post!)
DARIA WERBOWY FOR DIOR! EWWW.. HER HAIR LOOKS LIKE JACKIE O N AMY WINEHOUSE! HIDEOUS! LAO AUNTIE LA! GAWD.

VANESSA PARADIZ FOR MUI MUI WAS MEIDOCRE. SAME AS CHRISTY FOR ESCADA, LINDA FOR PRADA, NAOMI FOR YSL. ALL BLEGH.

MAYBE KATE MOSS FOR LONGCHAMP IS GOOD TOO! CHECK IT OUT K! :D SHE HAS LIKE TONNES! DKNY, DAVID YURMAN, BULGARI JASMINE SOIR. WHOA. KATE IS ROCKING MAN!

BUT I THINK MARIACARLA IS THE BOMB FOR HERMES MAN!

LOOK AT WHAT SHE DID! HIMALAYAN BITCHES!

GAWD!! JEALOUS!

THE BACKGROUND, THE COLOURS, THE POSE, HER LOOK!

I LOVE HER. HEARTS!

GIANFRANCO FERRE: SPRING 2009!

LOVELY, EUROPEAN FASHION WEEK HAS STARTED!

I HEART IT! HAHAHA..

ITS SO MUCH MORE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING.

SOMETIMES I LOOK AT

NEW YORK N I THINK: AMATEUR MININALIST.

LONDON: OLD-SCHOOL.

PARIS: SUPER CHIC COUTURE!

MILAN: OOZING LIQUID SEX.

GIANFRANCO IS MY FAV SO FAR!

OMG LOOK AT THE ARCHITECTURE IN THE CLOTHES. THE LAYERING. THE DETAILS ON THE JACKET. THE COLOUR, ASYMETRY ,

BTW, THE ABOVE 3 ARE MY RAVE FAVS OF CLOTHES OK!

IT TAKES ALOT OF THINKING OF THEIR PART TO COME UP WITH SUCH BEAUTIFUL CLOTHES. IT LIKE ARTWORK TO ME MAN.

I ORGAS!!! HAHAHA..

NO NEED PORN!

ESP LOVE VALDYA LOVELY ARCHIETECTLY TOP! LOOK AT THE LAYERING.. AWWW.... I DIE!

ANW, NO PRIZE TO GUESS WHO WAS THE LAST MODEL OUT! LOL. AS I POSTED HER ON THE TOP!

MAIRACARLA! :)

YESH!! SHE WAS THE LAST ONE OUT! SHE IS DAMN BIG IN EUROPE. BEING ITALY'S TOP MODEL.

I HEART HER TOTALLY! THANK GOD SHE IS NO LONGER BLOND.

I LIKE THE LIL GOTHNESS IN HER.

NIGHTMARES!!!! :(

i swear i have been having FUCKING NIGHTMARES OK!!! LOL.. THE PIC ABOVE IS SO RIGHT LA!!! :(

I DUN DARE TO SLEEP AT NITE UNLESS I AM SO EXHAUSTED!

SO MY LAPTOP KEEPS ME COMPANY THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH.

OTHERWISE, I REALLY DO NOT DARE TO SLEEP.

WHEN DO I SLEEP?

IN THE DAY OR WITH THE LIGHTS ON. WHY?

THERE IS A SENSE OF SECURITY SURRONDING ME!!!

I KNOW THE MONSTERS N EVILNESS WONT COME TO FIND ME!

LAPTOPS WONT BURST INTO FLAME! SO IS THE NITENDO DS LITE! WHICH I FUCKING DO NOT HAVE BUT STILL POOF INTO FLAMES?!

AND YES BURN LAPTOPS ARE PART OF THE DREAM!! URGH! OMG I CAN SMELL THE ODOUR OF BURN PLASTIC! :(:(:(

I AM SO NOT STABLE!!!!

OH! ACTUALLY WANTED TO POST A LONGER BLOG! BUT WHO THE FUCK POST A LOUSY BLOG WITH A FANTABULOUS ONE! SO! SCREW U KARMA! I KNOW U ARE A BITCH! SO FUCK U! :) I AM USED TO U ALREADY. BITE ME HARD TWICE AS HARD OR FUCKING TEN TIMES HARD. WE WILL GO DOWN TOGETHER!!! RAWRR!!! CLAWS OUT MAN! HAHAHAHAHAHA... U DIE!!! AS RACHEL ZOE SAYS! :) OMG. HER SHOW IS HIIILARIOUS! GO WATCH!

I KISSED 2 GIRLS N I LIKED IT!!

OMG!!! I HAD LIKE A MAJOR DOSE OF FASHION LAST WEEK! ESP FROM AGYNESS DEYN! SHE WAS MAJOR OK! SHE WALKED WAS THE FIRST N LAST MODEL OUT OF THE ANNA SUI SHOW!!!! :) SO HAPPY! WELL KINDA SAD FOR HER STAM-NESS!!! :( SHE DIDNT REALLY MADE MUCH IMPACT! :( BUT I HEART U JEASSICA!!!

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so sad k!!! i send hermy off to bmt! :(
like another one down to the country!!!!
well it's kinda weird deja vu feeling from the other side of the fence when its not u seating there saying the oath!
so night befalls and i was suppose to go zouk to meet tyler n later uh-hmm to meet chris (MUMMY NOT IN TOWN!!! LOL!!! SO CHRIS GOES WILD!! BOOBIES FLASHING TITTIES CHEWING!!!) anw, i invited kent n hazel along! but boo-hoo!! hazel couldnt come.....
N GUESS WHAT! I PUKED LIKE A FUCKING SINGAPORE RIVER!!!
OMG VALENCIA IF U WERE READING THIS! I SWEAR ITS COMPARABLE TO URS BUT MINE IS WIDE N SOUR N BITTER!
OK FUCK! NO IDEA HOW URS TASTE LIKE! :s ok. dun wanna know! lol..

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WOKE UP WITH A BAG OF PUKE NEXT TO ME! feeling extreme guilty lurrr...
omg.. i gave thanks to GOD, ian, meiling, kent & etc for taking care of me! esp the cabbie drive who took me home and allowed me to puke outside the cab n gave me a plastic bag with tissue SOMEMORE!!! OMG HE DERSERVES A KISS LA!!! :)
so my aunt like morning called me for dim sum! :) yay! omg it's been awhile. haha.. with her bf n my granny. she was complaing that my grandma was shooting questions like:
WHERE U STAY?
WHATS UR RELIGION?
WHATS UR JOB?
BLAH BLAH BLAH......
gawd!!! ask meiling!!! hahahah.. she joined me later on! and got it from my granny :( sorry dear!
SO ANW, I FELT THE NEED TO REDEEM MYSELF
n oh so nice of meiling n ian to come along!!! :) :) :)
and so i buzzed kent n hazel with hilmi!!! :) :) :)
so all of us headed to the club for my chance of exploitation... hahaha.. gawd!
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OK OK!! I ADMIT OK! I AM A WHORE OR SLUT OR SLUTTERINA!!! LOL.. MY BAD! hahaha.. I KISSED 2 GIRLS N I LIKED IT! well not true la. meiling is my bf! lol.. so actually i kissed 1 girl! hahahaa..

I KISSED 3 OTHER SPECIMENS TOO! I AM NOT NAMING WHAT THEY ARE! IN CASE KARMA BITES ME IN THE ASS!!! :( IT ALWAYS DOES!

ANW, WE SHOULD HAVE A CHALLENGE!! HAHA.. BEAT THE 5 MARK IN A NIGHT! ANYONE WHO CAN DO IT WILL GET A SHOT FROM ME! :)

SORRY MEI MEI I KNEW I SHOULDNT BUT... ok no excuses..

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OMG! I WANNA COMPLAIN OK! what wrong with me eating in the train! a poor soldier with a grumbling tummy! i cant eat is it? not as if i ate kfc or what right? FUCK THAT OLD BITCH WITH COUNTLESS HAIR SPROUTING FROM HER BUSHY FORT EVERST BUSH!!!!!

she took a picture of me k! omg i tell u i am so smart! :) i stop eating alr. so let her snap lor. the bread not in my mouth. what evidence is there? RIGHT! so she came to harrass me ok when we alighted in AMK! like u want me to bring u to the control station. i know ur name... BLAH BLAH BLAH.. BITCH BRING IT ON!!!!

OMG... TRAUMATISED OK! I CANNOT SLEEP NOW! LAST NITE I BARELY DARE TO WINKED! I TOT MY LAPTOP CAUGHT ON FIRE! :(

I SWEAR SHE IS SO MEAN SHE OUGHT TO BE SLAUGHTERED N FED TO THE DOGS. I AM FREAKING OUT TOTALLY! :(

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THIS MORNING I WOKE UP AR! then BAM BAM BAM! MY OFFICER CALLED N LASHED N ME! I OWED HIM A REPORT! :'(

I KNOW I SUCK BIG TIME.....

URGH.....

OK....

TOO EMO....

GAWD... MEDS....

SCREAM......

MY PERFORMANCE SUCK.....

I NEED TO IMPROVE........

OK TIME FOR TENNIS! CIAO.

XOXO

MOOD: SUPER SUNKEN!

SONG: The Ramones - I wanna be sedated :( (by food can?)

HOLLA AT YOU CHRISSY THANKS FOR THE CHEERY SMS! :)

RANDOM CLOUDS ARE FLOATING OVER!!!

dark clouds are filling me in..

once again..

urgh. sick..

why me!

well i need some happy spirit to tag along my life man..

well i have been home mostly this wkend! SURPRISINGLY!!!

hahaa..

and i learn smth.

SOLITUDE IS A LUXURY.

I HEART SOLITUDE!

yesh. i need my own time to rethink my mind.

get myself back on track.

and head for the stars..

my life is rather disturbing lately...

well SCREW IT BITCHES! BITE THE DUST N MOVE ON!

ON A WORST NOTE, EXAM CLOUDS ARE LOOMING....

OK... MUGGER VIBE I SUMMON U!

omg.. my mind is not even coherent this moment.

i am spewing nonsense!!!!

omg.. so many parties so many temptation.

i am sorry.

I NEED TO AWOL!!!

lol.. army lingo. . GROSS!

DUN BLAME ME PPL!!!

I HAVE MORE IMPT THINGS TO DO!

MUG!