BLEGH...

DO NOT TRUST REVIEWS!!!

MOST HORRID SCARY MOVIE EVER..

BARELY SCARY I EVEN FELL ASLP LA!!

LOLOLOLOL..

then later we got stared at my gangstas cos i made stupid comments in the theatre!!!

hahahhaha.. whatever..

see, meiling, me, ian n zhiwei decided to catch this movie thinking that it would be scary!

THANKS TO IAN SUPPOSED IPHONE K!!!

the stupid internet movie review gave it 7.8 out of 10!

like liar!!!

so anyhoo, i was so bored i made alot of comments at the end..

haha.. like omg.. "the actress cant even run in heels la! she needs a lesson from me. hahaha.. dumb blonde!" and "btw, why is she wearing heels and not sport shoes?" (cos she fell!!!)

" omg... love his stare, tyra would be PROUD!!!" hahaha..

" OMG!! BROOKE SHILTZ IAN!" LOL..

the couple beside us was loling too k!!

only the gangster group in front couldnt stand us! whatever!!

OH GAWD! U KNOW WHAT IS WORST! ZHI WEI N ME WAS IN ARMY UNIFORM! HAHAHAHAHHA...

CRAP! SO EMBARRASSING!!!!

meiling n ian said i look fugged n so outta place!

gawd! as if i didnt know! TRAGIC!

omg.. mugger mode has been a burn out!

i am like suffering from OCD KKK!!

NO KIDDING!

IN A DAY!

YES 1 DAY!

OR LETS SAY!

8 HOURS STRAIGHT.

I CAN FINISH A WHOLE SEASON OF A SHOW.

LOOK ABOVE TO SEE WHAT I HAVE COMPLETED !

NO NO NO..

I AM NOT PROUD.

UTTERLY FUCKING DISGUSTED WITH MYSELF.

URGH!!!

GROTESQUE RIGHT!

BTW, IF U WANNA WATCH!

CASHMERE MAFIA IS WAY BETTER THAN LIPSTICK JUNGLE!

YESH!!!!

COS THERE IS LESBO ACTION IN MAFIA!

LIPSTICK JUNGLE IS JUST BAWRING IN COMPARISON.

BOTH SHOWS ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY SIMILAR.

HAHA..

ANNOYIN!!!

OMG! SO UNFAIR!

LIKE EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE CLEARED THEIR EXAMS

CHRIS

MEILING, IAN, FLORENCE

NOW ME ALONE!

SOB SOB SOB!!!

I NEED ANOTHER CASE OF KATE MOSS BOOBS ATTACK LA!

HOTNESS! :):):)

OK! BACK TO STUDYING!

HAPPINESS IS SEEING HER BOOBS!

HOT! I SWEAR I AM GROSS!

BOOBS FETISH!

SHORT ENTRY!!!!

OK. I FORGET COMPLETELY! SRY! :( :( :( :(

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN HONEY SWEETY PIE SOUR PUSSY GALORE! :)

Anw, back to normal stuff. all this mugging is giving me pimples and a bad headache. i hate it. urgh so MUCH TO STUDY KKK!!!

GROTESQUE!

HATE IT.

BITCH.

FUCK.

SUCK.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........

anyhoo, decided to self medicate to make myself more awake n MORE INTELLEGENT! YUP PEEPS GOT SUCH MEDICATION K!

so smart right! :) i think i can have a MBBS already.

ok . back to mugging!!!

MUGGERISH...

ALL I CAN NOW THINK IS TO MUG! COS ACCORDING TO MEILING!

IF I MUG I CAN GET ANYTHING I WANT!

AND YES I BELIEVE TOTALLY THAT IS TRUE!

3 MORE MONTHS K.

I DUN WANNA WASTE ANYMORE TIME.

URGH MUG. MUG. MUG.

STUDY IS STREAMING THRO MY VEINS!

ALL I WANT TO DO IS TO SCORE BETTER!

I CAN DO IT.

DONT U THINK THE LANVIN SHOES ARE SO HAWT!

THE FALL/WINTER 08 COLLECTION.

AWW.. IN LOVE.

IF I DO WELL, MUMMY WILL GIVE IT TO ME.

SHE GAVE ME SO MANY BAGS ALREADY.

I KNOW SHE WILL GET ME THESE LOVELY SHOES! :)

HAHA.. ANW, SAW THIS PIC AND TOT. WHOA. LOVE THEM.

MAJOR!

Dramazzz

hotness of agyness deyn! whoa.. not her usual punky self! love love prada!
dun u think she exudes mature hotness!! go amber valleta. i think older models are back with a VENGENCE! love love prada!!!

omg.. so many amazing covers!!! posting them up!! love love!

ok ok.. first things first.. posting this lovely vogue italia pic!!!
HAHAHA... just in case u creatures dunno who is who!!!! URGH! CANNOT BELIEVE U DONT KNOW LA!

the first model on the left is the ULTRA SUPREME PERSON FAV LIYA KEBEDE!!!! yay! i told mummy i wanted to marry her. gosh. u shld see the disgust on mummy's face. HUH! U WANNA MARRY A BLACK WOMAN! slaps! haha.. well...

the second one is sessilee lopez (ok la, a lil too fair le!), third is jourdan dunn (up n coming supermodel i tell u!!! HER PICS ARE FEIRCE!!) and lastly well MISS NAOMI CAMPBELL. (we have the same temper la! haha. throw cellphones around n being plain obnoxious!)

so ta-duh! dun u think it is HAWT!!!!!

well sorry for not blogging for such a long time, mummy la. after reading the previous post got all DRAMA!!! SHA-DANG I TELL U! ANNOYING! but lucky family therapy was like a few days later. thank gawd for that man. :) love esther. but i felt kinda wronged during family therapy like i am always the rash one blah blah blah. at that point i just felt for once EXHAUSTED. yes, i wanted to give up on everything. my family, my life, everyone. it was so tiring k. but i guess as all things goes, it gets better it time.....

tell me ok!!! am i stupid or what! i tried to O-D ON MY 'PILLS'! yes, so annoyed with my parents i wanted to do that. but u know what my dear dr lee told me. OH DARREN, I DIDNT PRESCIBE ANTI-DEPRESSENTS TO U! WTF!!!! urgh urgh urgh urgh.. so now! guess what has happened when i take to much of the other meds (meant to control my mood! i googled it online myself k!) she gave me a new sample drug coupon. like wtf.. so the result of my supposed O-D is a laxative effect. an AVALANCHE!!!! eeewww... so ytd was so bad when i drank so much! (was kinda ill, plus the diahrreoa) i had this massive headach n tummy churning effect! i was sober ok. heard WHAT ALL MY INSENSITIVE FRIENDS SAID! GAWD. INSENSITIVE PPL.. sob sob sob.. no more. :(

pouts!!

WAR: MY FREEDOM N I DONT LIKE MY PARENTS!!

MY PARENTS ARE SO ANNOYING..

yes. i am declaring war against them.

call me an angsty adolescent or whatsoever..

they work hard to bring home the dough blah blah..

COME ON LA. WHICH PARENT DOESNT!

gimme a break and stop giving me such over-used cliches on WHY MY PARENTS SHOULDNT BE BLAMED FOR BEING LOUSY!!

hullo!!! there are parenting 101 books out there,

go get them la.

ANNOYING!!!

they dont even care that i am sick.

u know i told my dad!! let me QUOTE WHAT THAT ASS SAID!

(translate to chinese)

"YOUR HEAD GOT WORM LA. GO GET IT OUT. SNAP OUT OF IT!"

ZOMFG!! IF HE SEE DR LEE. hahaha..

WAR!!! HER SNAPPING OF FINGER TECHNIQUE WONT WORK.

sigh...

see la..

everything also got problem..

now, i go clubbing got issue! then when am i suppose to club?

according to him,

when i am successful (in his terms, i got a job!)

PURLISSEE!!!!!

he will never think i am able to go lor.

BTW, I NEVER USE HIS SKANKY CASH.

COS I WORK HARD FOR MY OWN MONEY!

GAWD, ENUFF RANTING..

anw, i and meiling had alot of fun last nite at butterfactory!!!

lol.. we were WILD..

IT WAS SO GOOD OK!!

thanks meiling! u r the bomb!

sry, for being so last minute :P

we only got to the club at 1am, believe it or not!!!

cos we decided to club at 11.15pm.

and i took this bus to city hall that passed thro geylang!

i swear i could smell herpes n HIV thro the air.

omg.. so skanky k.

this week i already saw prostitutes with meiling and florence at orchard towers!

NOW GEYLANG.. GAWD. SWEAR MY EYES ARE GONNA BLEED!

hahaha..

well, pics for clubbing are on facebk as usual..

I FORGOT MY UNDIES!!!

dudes!! this is in VB'S words

MAJOR..

i actually forgot to wore undies to gym the other day.

can u imagine how DING DING DONG DONG

DANG DANG DING-A-LING-LING-LONG-LONG!!!

the worst ordeal was not that i wanted to only run n do the cross trainer

n prolly some weights

BUT MY FRIEND PULLED ME TO YOGA CLASS!

can u imagine when i strenched...

i knew it was out there in its full glory already.

FYI: I WAS WEARING THOSE ARMY SHORTS. hahaha..

i didnt dare to tell her that i didnt wear undies so i didnt wanan go yoga with her.

haha.. so i was like can i not go. but she kept insisting!

omg.. BIATCH! *SLAPS!

i was so embarrassed. i kept having to keep my thighs together and so afraid that the yoga teacher would come close n view my glorious moments!!! haha..

this seriously was as bad as u can imagine.

i was PETRIFIED!!! lol..

well..

next time i know better!

ideas people? hmm..

maybe i will wear what the girl in PINK IS WEARING for yoga EXCEPT WITH THE CAMEL TOE ISSUE!!! lol.. I need solutions for that.

BLEGH...

XO D