I FORGOT MY UNDIES!!!
dudes!! this is in VB'S words
MAJOR..
i actually forgot to wore undies to gym the other day.
can u imagine how DING DING DONG DONG
DANG DANG DING-A-LING-LING-LONG-LONG!!!
the worst ordeal was not that i wanted to only run n do the cross trainer
n prolly some weights
BUT MY FRIEND PULLED ME TO YOGA CLASS!
can u imagine when i strenched...
i knew it was out there in its full glory already.
FYI: I WAS WEARING THOSE ARMY SHORTS. hahaha..
i didnt dare to tell her that i didnt wear undies so i didnt wanan go yoga with her.
haha.. so i was like can i not go. but she kept insisting!
omg.. BIATCH! *SLAPS!
i was so embarrassed. i kept having to keep my thighs together and so afraid that the yoga teacher would come close n view my glorious moments!!! haha..
this seriously was as bad as u can imagine.
i was PETRIFIED!!! lol..
well..
next time i know better!
ideas people? hmm..

maybe i will wear what the girl in PINK IS WEARING for yoga EXCEPT WITH THE CAMEL TOE ISSUE!!! lol.. I need solutions for that.
BLEGH...
XO D
2 Comments:
HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU FORGET TO WEAR YOUR UNDIES (?!)
POWERRR SEHH.
HAHAHA..
I WAS IN A RUSH IN THE MORNING LA.. THEN LEFT MY UNDIES ON THE BED! SO HOW.. NO CHOICE LA. I BROUGHT EVERYTHING OUT ALREADY. NO CHOICE BUT TO GO GYM W/O MY UNDIES! SEXY RIGHT.
I DECLARE I AM BRINGING SEXY BACK! :)
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